2021.04.22 THROW BACK THURSDAY - LEAVING MY ZIP CODE FOR A FEW WEEKS
THROW BACK THURSDAY - LEAVING MY ZIP CODE FOR A FEW WEEKS
This has been a good week. I didn't recognize anyone listed in the Obituaries and didn't receive anycalls about someone falling and breaking their hip or having a bad reaction to the COVID vaccine, or . . . or . . . or. The other good news "for me" is that I'm leaving my zip code for a couple of weeks.Granddaughter graduating from Flagler in St. Augustine and then a quick stopover in Virginia Beach.(Hope to see you and Penny, Jim.) So I thought I would leave you with a smile. This is something Joe Crow sent me today. I'm still laughing outloud.
Although there's no "Class News" listed, I do want you to know that your Reunion Committee hadour first meeting last week and Registration forms will go in the mail shortly after I get back from thetwo beaches. I toured the newly renovated Crowne Plaza Hotel, which will soon be known as theDelta Plaza Hotel. There's a big change in the lobby/bar/dining area, but I think you will all like it.
Have a great two weeks. I'm not taking my laptop so you won't hear from me until May 13!!!
An old physician, Doctor Domo Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: " Dr. Geezer's Clinic . Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor Digger Young , who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr Geezer's clinic.
Dr Young : " Dr. Geezer , I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr Geezer : "Nurse, please bring medicine from the box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr.Young's mouth."
Dr Young : 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"
Dr Geezer : " Congratulations ! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young : "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr Geezer : "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr Young : "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr Geezer : " Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr Young (after having lost $1,000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr Young : "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
Dr Geezer : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1,000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).
Dr Young : "But this is only $10!"
Dr Geezer : " Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
* Moral of story * -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer” .
*Remember:*
Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to really bug us.
ENJOY YOUR DAY !!!
P.S. Written in large print for old Geezers
Anyone recognize the girl on the right end. Others, L to R, Ann Smith Ivey, Carl Smith, Joe Crow, Kay Lanford, Shirley?????
