Sep 23, 2021, THROW BACK THURSDAY - SHORT AND SWEET

THROW BACK THURSDAY - SHORT AND SWEET Plus Class News

Granddaughter Jane is visiting from the East Coast so my time with her is golden.So this week's TBT will be a little different. Also heading to the Printer now, so new Directories should be in the mail in the next couple of weeks!
Remember when we had comedians that had you laughing so hard you were holding your sides and not once did they utter a four letter word! Here's one for the history books:
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!".
CLASS NEWS

Charlie Cale may be going home from the hospital today. Turns out his stroke was alight stroke, on the right side only, and his wife, Sherlyn, says he actually told her thathe thought he was having a stroke just as it was happening. Guess it pays to be adoctor. Anyway, things are looking up for him!
ML